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The Empire Strikes Back as amazing 1950s 3D movie, by Ivan Guerrero


YOU’VE probably seen this by now but I love it so much I couldn’t let it go by without putting it up here.

Using a massive range of footage from old films and adventure seriels, Ivan Guerrero – aka whoiseyevan on You Tube – has created this trailer for The Empire Strikes Back, if it were a 1950s sci-fi film, made in amazing 3D.

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Irvin Kershner video interviews on The Empire Strikes Back

AT the time it must have seemed like an odd choice, when George Lucas asked Irvin Kershner to direct The Empire Strikes Back.

After all, Star Wars had just redefined what sci-fi movies could be on a scale no-one could have predicted or even seen before, and given the number of hot-shot directors who must have been desperate for the gig, why go for the quietly spoken guy in his mid-50s?

Kershner goes some way to answering that in these videos below, interviews he did with the Colorado Film School which went up six months ago.

The answer is vision – with Lucas realising Kershner’s emphasis on character and emotion, that he had first seen as a young student during film-making classes back in the 1960s, would lend his creation real depth and weight.

It was an inspired decision, with Empire being the greatest Star Wars film and quite possibly the greatest sequel of all time, as well as being a massively influential measuring post against which all future sequels are now measured.

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Neil Gaiman to write Doctor Who episode – confirmed!

THE ANNOUNCEMENT, when it came, was more of whisper than a dramatic crescendo, made in an English seaside holiday camp – but one that will resonate around the world for all that.

On the social networking site Twitter at 8.40pm on Saturday night, SFX Magazine tweeted:

Neil Gaiman writing an episode of Doctor Who announced at #SFXweekender

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New Doctor Who Matt Smith sonic screwdriver picture in Doctor Who Magazine

New sonic screwdriver

THIS is a part of a new 11th Doctor Matt Smith publicity picture from Doctor Who Magazine and the website which shows, I believe, his new sonic screwdriver.

Admittedly not in perfect detail, but much closer than previous paparazzi pictures – what do you think?

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Star Trek USS Enterprise becomes a submarine and flies underwater

I’VE been away over Christmas for a getaway, which means no blogs, but this video of the USS Enterprise as a submarine will get us going again.

It looks just like space, as it floats gracefully around what I guess is fluidic space. It was created by Yokusuka dry docks, who are obviously huge Star Trek fans.

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Science fiction wins and fails of 2009 – Torchwood: Children of Earth and Flash Forward

TO MARK the end of 2009, I will be looking back at some of the science fiction wins and fails of the past 12 months and given that sci-fi has become the go-to genre, there’s no shortage of shows, films and books to choose from.

Today’s win is Torchwood: Children of Earth and the fail is Flash Forward.

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Carry on Doctor?

AFTER a month where I have not been able to find a spare minute to update the blog, it had to be something big to bring me back – and this was it.

Oh Dave – was it something we said? Come on mate, we can work it out … just give us another chance!

Everything was so right, so good, and now … well, now no-one knows what will happen to the Doctor.

While I can understand that Dave wants to move on bla bla bla, I fully expected him to stay for one more series, if only to work with genius in residence Steven Moffat. It was everyone’s dream team!

Some chat on the net about the series four DVD commentaries led me to believe they were already working together, sorting out what to do next. I’d heard Neil Gaiman was involved.

And then … fucksticks. First the worldwide financial crisis, then the looming recession and now this.
Before you think I’m the ‘obsessed stalker, David Tennant tattoo covering his back, standing in the rain outside his house, crying’ kind of Who fan, let me just say I’m not. (Although I did do a wordle loud of his I’m leaving interview here, just for kicks).

But even I can see that if the Moff had his work cut out before, he is really under pressure now – he is already following on from the massively successful RTD, but now without our favourite twinkly-eyed national treasure to bring in the punters.

And what about the poor sod who has to take on the role next? By Bernard Cribbins’ hat, they’d better be good. In fact, they’d better be pant-wettingly brilliant to step into Tennant’s shoes, who was the up and coming actor of the moment when he first entered the Tardis and only got better.

Quite apart from making their take on the Doctor sufficiently the same but different to Dave’s, they have to convince a nation for whom DT is The Doctor to forget about him, a nation who will probably be saying ‘who in the name of Davros is this bloke?’ when the name is announced.

But hey – that’s a discussion for another day.

Looking on the bright side, what this has done is focus attention on the specials, at Christmas and next year.

They’re like a victory lap, a final encore, before the great man leaves the stage for the last time.

The knowledge that they will also end with a (no doubt) tear-jerking regeneration has also given them tremendous gravitas and importance for all DW fans, much more so than when they were merely specials before the Moff took over.

The Tennant era is coming to an end, and I – for one – will be savouring every minute until it does.

So, farewell then, Doctor Dave.
And to whoever follows, a message of encouragement and support – Doctor Who is great, don’t fuck it up.

42

THE seeds of my love of all things sci and fi were planted when I was just a nipper.
When I wasn’t playing football or kiss-chase with girls (Not football with girls – they were usually too good for me), I was watching or acting out Star Wars or Space 1999 with my mates, using the figures, the toys and usually digging up huge swathes of my grandparents’ front garden.
I don’t play football anymore and only dig up gardens if I absolutely have to, but I am always all over any sci-fi news that’s out there, and this past few days has seen two massive announcements.
The first was that a new Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy book will be coming out and the second was the return of Red Dwarf.
Both formed major parts of my growing up, first by watching and reading Hitchhikers (and the other books). I now know never to be without my towel, how to fly, not to panic, what to order if I ever dine at Milliways and the answer to life, the universe and everything.
I was older when the Boys from the Dwarf came on the
 scene, and while it didn’t have the wider cultural influence or resonance of Hitchhikers, it was still very funny – Rimmer’s space corps directives, unrumbling, Brett Riverboat, Smegheads ..
But should they come back?
In Red Dwarf’s case, absolutely. After all, the original cast are all onboard, as is writer Rob Naylor and the way it ended means every fan of the show would like to see new stuff.
For Hitchhiker’s, I am not so sure, but I am willing to see whether Eoin Colfer – whose Artemis Fowl books I like – can pull it off.
To begin with, he must have balls of steel to take over from Douglas Adams, by my reckoning a genius of the first order and a true sci-fi renaissance man, working on Doctor Who, computer games, radio and even appearing in Monty Python, funnily enough in episode 42.
Those are mighty big shoes to fill, shoes packed with fantastically funny and original ideas, really stupendously huge items of footwear that you’d have to evict an old lady and her family from before putting on. 
In short, I’d have thought, a daunting challenge for a writer.
On top of that, people care for all things Hitchhiker’s with a deep passion, and fiddling around with that kind of love is fraught with difficulties. Just ask George Lucas.
If he doesn’t quite manage it, then we will always have the other six, nice try Eoin, so long and thanks for all the fish. Or something.
If he does somehow do it, I will happily stand corrected and the first round of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are on me. 

Starburst memories

RECENTLY, my friend Cheryl handed me a large plastic bag and said, ‘you’ll enjoy these’.

Putting aside my concerns about said bag I had a look and she was right – inside was a large collection of Starburst magazines, from the 1980s.

Looking back now – where full colour production on glossy paper is the norm – it is amazing how shoddy they looked, with only the occasional colour page and very basic design.

However what they lacked in looks they made up for in content, with great access to the shows and films of the day. I have picked out a few highlights to share with you.

1. The earliest one

The more things change, the more they stay the same, as shown by this 1978 mag (issue nine, just 50p) trumpeting the new Lord of the Rings film – in this case a cartoon instead of the Peter Jackson Oscarfest.

The man behind it, the uninspiringly named Ralph Bakshi, is quoted as saying live action would be a total disaster. “Where do you get live action hobbit, elves and orcs? The answer is, of course, that you can’t. Also a live action version of LOTR would cost at least $30m!”

As it turned out – more than two decades later – it would cost considerably more, just for Orlando Bloom’s hairdressing bill, but the cartoon still had a certain charm.
I went to watch this at the cinema as a kid and while I didn’t know what was going on, I still remember it fondly, with the characters traced over live actors, a groundbreaking technique for the time, which looked like it had ben done by blind amputees on crack.
2) Battlestar frustration

The mag contains some incredibly ill judged predictions – like saying Sam Jones (Flash Gordon) would make it big as The Highwayman, a futuristic lawman who drove a truck that turned into a helicopter, or to watch out for Split Second, starring Rutger Hauer and Kim Cattrall – he on his way to his own section of the bargain basement bin in Blockbusters and she slumming it before Sex and the City.
However, it was right on the money about Battlestar Galactica, the original series. Now I loved this – still do – but the mag takes a more critical tone, saying most of its good ideas where wasted by formulaic plotting and characterisation.
“And yet, derivative though it was, the original concept of BSG had been rich with promise and possibilities.”

How right they were, although we had to wait for years – and the absultely awful Battlestar 80 – to find that out. Still gotta love Starbuck though!
3) Superman

You don’t need to be a student in film history to know that Superman Four was a pile of crap. It was filmed in Milton Keynes for god’s sake, had terrible plotting, dreadful special effects and even worse characters – Lenny Luthor anyone?

And then there was Nuclear Man, played by Mark Pillow, which was apt as the film sent everyone to sleep. As bad as this film was, he was the worst thing in it by a mile, which is some achievement.

God bless Starburst then, for doing their best to big it up as the latest epic.
By the next edition though, it was calling it a superflop, which was spot on. 

A hole in the screen would have had more impact than Pillow, said reviewer Alan Jones, while the special effects ‘reduce Superman to a cereal box freebie being waved in front of a camera’. Ouch.

4) Jet – oooooooh!

Remember the original Gladiators? If you do, then you must remember Jet, the fantastically attractive one who made a whole generation of men feel a bit funny, like they were climbing the ropes in PE.

God, she was gorgeous, and was an undoubted highlight of Saturday night telly.
Which makes it all the more surprising that an earlier appearance by Diane Youdale didn’t take off – the She Wolf of London in 1990.

The Anglo-American production cast her as a Yank student who turns into a werewolf, but is struggling to find a cure.
Although anything that allowed me to look at Jet doing stuff would have been great, it sounds like a pile of shit dreamed up by Alan Partridge, alongside Monkey Tennis.
There were apparently 20 episodes of it, but I can’t remember it finding the light of day, more’s the pity.

Still, Diane’s time in the spotlight would come, on TV and in numerous adolescent boys’ sexual fantasies.

Gladiators … ready!! And all hail Starburst!!

Does Star Wars still matter?


IT seems almost sacriligious to write those words, but I feel I have to ask the question (so I did, on Ask500, as you can see below. Click here to vote).

Time was, anything to do with Star Wars would have me reaching for my lightsabre (not in THAT way, double entendre fans). I still love the original films, enjoy the expanded universe novels and games like KOTOR, and loved Charles Ross’s one man show when it came to Liverpool.

I mean, come on – what sci-fi fan hasn’t dreamed of flying the Millennium Falcon with Han and Chewie, or being a Jedi Knight?

But for all the good stuff, we have had the prequel trilogy, the Clone Wars films and the latest offering, the Force Unleashed.

The films all bombed and early reviews of the game are not great – certainly not as great as they should be given its premise is kicking people’s ass with the force.

On top of that, when I watched Star Wars for the first time with my 8-yr-old son, his reaction was a distracted ‘meh’.

So, is it over? Answer the question and we will try to find out.

STOP PRESS: It appear people are still bothered about Star Wars – by a margin of two to one on my Ask500 poll. For me, the jury is still out – I think they have to produce something special to win me back.

It is a fact that the best Star Wars stuff in recent years has been produced away from the Skywalker Ranch, like Robot Chicken and KOTOR. Go to it Lucasarts!!

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